"no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.


*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me


Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”



McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
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arizona joins the aesthetic movement
should i go back blonde? 😓
"I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you."(via bl-ossomed)

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i would pay someone to always have their hands on my boobs

i bet you there’ll be a lot of candidates  


The myth that white racists are the minority of white people is a pervasive and deadly myth indeed.


skinny people aren’t shamed for showing confidence or wearing whatever they want so no. skinny people are the norm and most socially accepted. skinny people don’t have to worry about people with ‘google doctorates’ talking that bullshit: “aren’t you concerned for your health? diabetes? don’t you wanna live you fat fuck?”

so no, i do not feel sorry for you because nicki minaj said “fuck all you skinny bitches in the club”


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